Sailor Moon Episode 13 - Girl Power! The End of Jadeite

Friday, friday, friday. Most people would go out and drink, or see a movie, or go out with a loved one. Or all of those things, given the end of the year-ness. But me? I'd rather watch things that make me want to beat my face into a bloody pulp.

So once more we are go for some Sailor Moon. I refuse to add 'goodness' to that statement, because so far I just want to punch myself in the face for this. Let's see how this goes.

Sailor Moon Episode 12 - I want a Boyfriend, Too! A Trap on a Luxury Cruise Ship

Last posts were early in December, which is always a busy month. But if I am going to be getting pageviews, I need to do one or more of the following things:

- Post on a consistent schedule
- Come up with some crazy new gag that gets all the kids laughing
- Animal/Human sacrifices (depending on availability, vegetables are sadly not in much demand for the elder gods it seems)
- Aggressive internet campaign about how this is the bestest blog ever and you should read it or else you will die

Obviously, some of these are a tad more challenging than others. Also, some of those are downright cost-ineffective (have you seen how much a human sacrifice goes for these days? Don't even get me started on live goats).

Sailor Moon Episode 11 - Usagi vs. Rei? A Nightmare in Dreamland

Because I quite clearly did not cause enough mental scarring to myself last night, I'm going to be doing one more today. Perhaps a few more tomorrow, depending on how my day goes (and how much I hate myself by the end of it).

So according to today's episode in thirty seconds, something about a doll-like monster who uses an amusement park to steal girls' dreams. I'm fairly sure that if you can compress an entire twenty-minute episode into 30 seconds, you must be doing something very wrong. Why even bother to show us this crap after you've shown us how the entire episode is about to go? Additional: This is starting to make me want to do a Sailor Moon: The Abridged. Assuming someone hasn't beaten me to that punch already. (Oh god damn it all. Seems they're following the English version of the show however, so there may be hope for me yet.)

Kodomo No Jikan Episode 03 - Fast Rise

You ever have one of those friends that you make a deal with, fully expecting that they won't follow through on their part of the bargain thereby leaving you off the hook, then they immediately turn around do do the exact opposite of what you expect them to?

Welcome to the reason I am watching the third episode of KnJ. Perhaps if I had a bottle of alcohol to keep me company, this might actually be tolerable. Sadly, I don't, but I hate myself anyways so why the hell not. Let's get this over with.

Sailor Moon Episode 10 - Cursed Buses! Fire Warrior Mars Appears

In the forecast for today: A double dose of PAIN, followed by a little bit of agony, with a 15% chance of skull fractures. I've decided to just go ahead and do the next episode because why the hell not. Also, I need to be prepared for when I finally get around to doing the movies (of which, thankfully, there are only two, and even more thankfully, are ONLY an hour long apiece). But I'll burn those bridges when I get to them.

So, this episode is listed as being 'uncut'. Now, when I see the words 'uncut' beside an episode, the first thought to my mind is, zomg, there must be some boobies shown. But this has not been the case for the last two episodes listed as such (episodes 04 and 06), so thus far I am disappoint. It is almost as though the universe is attempting to reverse-troll me, in some weird way.

Sailor Moon Episode 09 - Usagi's Misfortune! Watch Out For The Rushing Clocks

So, I've been on vacation for the last few days, and it struck me: I am beginning to enjoy myself entirely too much. Sure, things haven't gone exactly as planned, but it's been missing a bit of, oh, what's the word I'm looking for? Pain? Yes. Entirely not enough pain.

Let's fix that shall we?

An odd thing is that half the time for most anime, I tend to skip the intros unless they are really, really good. But this one? It's really so-so. Yet, I force myself to watch it. Why, you ask? Well, for one it gives me like, a minute to think of something witty to say, but mostly, it's just me bracing myself for a brain hemorrhage.