The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 19 - Secret Flower Garden

Hey there, Internet.

It's been awhile. A very long while. So what happened? Well, my body decided that it was time to take a break. A very, very long break. From everything not involving work.

It has come to my attention that there may be some medical reason for this. Personally, I think it is my body trying to tell me "WATCHING TERRIBLE ANIME IS A BAD IDEA AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR DOING IT."

But, eh, that's just a theory. What does my body know anyways? It's not my boss. Pfft.

So on that note, I'm back, and picking up right where I left off - with Qwaser. Because I'd really, really like to write about Sailor Moon on Monday.

... oh god did I actually just admit that on the Internet? Clearly I've been away for far too long...

The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 18 - The Trap of Ouroboros

I despise this show and pretty much everything that it stands for.

Seriously. This is some of the most mind-bogglingly terrible shit I've seen. There are some shows that clearly straddle the line of wanting to be a hentai (*coughcoughIkkitousencough*) and then there are shows that just really don't give a flying f**k.

This show has everything short of penetration and pretends to use it as a central plot device because everyone making this show is just incredibly juvenile. Also super jealous of Index or something because the whole science and magic thing couldn't clearly be any blatant.

I am pretty sure the design philosophy behind their entire project boils down to "how can we make a plot 100% about boobs and get away with showing nipples growing hard on television?" Because that seems to be the order of the day. Awesome fight sequences? No, those have now taken a back seat to puffy nipples hardening in the cold air.

Buckle up folks. It's time for more Qwaser.

The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 17 - Gospel of Flames

I've been doing a lot of things lately.

And I mean a lot of things.

Unfortunately, being only human, it means I am sometimes left exhausted after working 26 hours in two days. Or that I'm just exhausted in general. Or that sometimes I really do enjoy watching things that don't make me consider setting an orphanage on fire to spare the children from the horrifying possibility that they might someday watch one of these shows.

It's a fine line I walk, sometimes.

Today, I'm watching Qwaser again. Does that give the orphanage bit some context? Because I'm pretty sure watching this show can excuse someone from a lot of things.

The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 16 - Pheonix of Conviction

Now that I have finally sorted out the audio issues with my computer, it's time we got things back on track.

I would have loved to start up with Sailor Moon again, but you know what they say - you need to do the things you hate to reward yourself for doing the things you like.

... or something like that. It's booby time people!

The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 15 - Anglo-Russian Entente

There's a reason I stopped watching this show.

I am fairly certain that reason was that this is just a really terrible anime. Just terrible even by terrible anime standards. This is the worst kind of prepubescent mary sue wankfest material that anime has to offer. It is, ladies and gentlemen, what I refer to as "the bottom of the barrel".

But even by those incredibly low, mind-numbingly lax standards, it somehow managed to surpass itself in its awfulness last episode by creating something so unbelievably atrocious, I have to readjust my standards and re-evaluate what constitutes as 'stupid'.

After last episode, I should not be watching this show any longer.

And yet, I am going to.

Why do I suddenly want to watch Kill la Kill again? Oh right. Because that was infinitely better than the last episode.

... here goes nothing...

The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 14 - The Melancholy of Tsujidou Miyuri

I think that I am beginning to get sick. Or am sick. Wow. Long work weeks aside, forcing myself to watch these shows may in fact be worse to my health than I had initially expected.

Let this serve as a warning to anyone that tries to watch these shows: They may actually make you sick. Today's case in point: Qwaser of Stigmata.

I'm not sure it's capable of being dumber than Daimidaler, but I'm pretty sure it's still pretty idiotic.

The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 13 - A Night at the Iron Spring

I was going to do something else. I swear I was.

But then I got this stupid idea in my head. Which is worse, Qwaser or Daimidaler?

I don't think I understood what I was doing when I sat down to do this.

God help me.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 12 - Sword of Fresh Blood

Yeah, so I kinda missed the weekend. Oops. I'll be making up on that I suppose, and probably post Diabolik Lovers tomorrow. There is only so much a single man can be expected to put up with in a single sitting after all.

And let's face it, watching those two back-to-back might actually kill me.

That's not even hyperbole I mean they might actually wind up killing me for real.

It says a lot when I completely forget what happens in a show between viewings so much that I actually have to go back and skim the last entry in this blog for it. I mean you'd think I might remember the crazy twins and the mercury bitch. You'd think that.

You'd also be wrong. But you'd definitely be thinking that.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 11 - The Witch's Crucifix

Sometimes, writing this part of the blog is literally the hardest part.

I mean let's face it, after the jump everything else practically writes itself. No real effort there. But this? The intro? The part where you get to take a tiny peek into my mind to discover how much sanity remains? That's the really hard part.

Maybe part of it is just because having to write so many of these things gets, well, hard to do after awhile. You hit writer's block. What then? You've got to talk about something or other because let's face it, otherwise you'll ruin the format and not have anything to jump to.

Majority of it is probably the fact that I know, deep in the bottom of my soul, that after the cut there is no going back. And maybe I just want to spare myself the agony of f***ing Seiko no Qwasar, The Qwasar of Stigmata, even if it is just for a few more minutes.

Oh god do I hate this show with a burning fiery passion of a thousand suns. Do I ever.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 10 - Looking After the House for the First(?) Time

I like to think that this show makes me pre-emptively sick every time I have to sit down and watch it. It's the only explanation for why I seem to feel physically ill around the same time every week.

I'm actually kind of serious about that. I always feel like shit around this time of week for some reason. And the only real constant in it, besides being my days off, is that this freaking show is waiting for me.

Let's just do this thing, and get the breast suckling over with already so I can move on with my life.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 09 - Atomis of Two Faces (Part 2)

I am not drunk enough to be watching this show.

Of course, I'm also not drinking at all. Lord knows that would make this all that much more painful. But I get the distinct feeling that even if I did have alcohol in front of me, it wouldn't be enough.

It would never be enough.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 08 - Atomis of Two Faces (Part 1)

Part of me hoped that I had actually lost this show over the course of the last week. Then I could complain about how stupid I was, and say something about my lack of a proper filing system, laugh it off and then promise to continue the show but never actually continue it because I'd pick up a show far less horrible than this to take its place.

I think that's the part of me one might consider 'sane'.

It's a very small part, I assure you. So who wants to find out just how much worse this already atrocious show can be? I guess I do.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 07 - The Pure White Maria

One of these weeks, I won't feel too sick to actually get my Friday episode out on time. Though one might be inclined to actually believe that this show is, in fact, making me physically ill. Therefore, one might think that it would be a good idea to not watch this show.

But alas, I am stupid, and will continue to watch this molten piece of vomitous ass anyways.

I want you to appreciate the fact that I am not playing the beta weekend for the Elder Scrolls online at the moment. I am instead watching this show instead. Despite the fact that the servers are only up for a few days.

The sacrifices I make for this blog...

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 06 - The Princess' Egg

I am highly considering dropping this show as soon as they get to a point that seems as though it would end a plot line or something. Because jegus-f**k I just don't know how much more of this show I can take.

I mean don't get me wrong, KnJ? That show is just bad. Reprehensible. Deserving of everything I ever said (and probably a few of the things I DIDN'T say) about it. But this show? This f***ing show? I honestly had no idea how bad it would be. None. It has maybe one redeeming quality. And that's about it. Otherwise, this show is probably one for the "never ever recommend this to anyone not even as a horrible joke" list.

Coming into this, I expected it to be bad in a new and exciting way.

I was so f***ing naive. I had no idea. And now, I wish I'd never even heard of this stupid show. WHOSE IDEA WAS IT FOR ME TO WATCH THIS SHIT AGAIN!?

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 05 - The White Lily Battleground

Hello there, Internet. I come to you from what might as well be a completely new computer. Being that the only thing left from the old box is the case, power supply, and hard drives.

After more than a year of doing this, and realizing that extracting some of those gifs were taking forever, I figure I am probably justified in this.

Besides, with this, now I can attempt to bring you horrible in TRUE HD*.

*This part is a blatant lie. But it sounds good.

Anyways, on with the show! In this case, Qwasar. Hope you like milk, because here goes nothing...

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 04 - The Queen and I

I've been feeling quite a bit unwell as of late. I would love to lay all of the blame on horrendous shows not unlike the one I am about to subject myself to, but you know, I think that at least some of the blame should lay firmly in the realm of the North Pole attempting to kill us all.

Y'know, that thing. The thing where it reminds us temperatures below zero exist, and that ice is a thing which gets very, very hard.

But mostly I'm sure it's the anime. Does it say something that I would rather brave the -20 wind chill than to sit in a warm house and have to watch this shit? Because my vote is yes.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 03 - Those Who Seek

There are many things wrong with watching things that are bad. Aside from the inherently obvious, of course. But one issue that I am having difficulty with, sadly enough, is that the next show I had slated was, quite frankly, not horrible enough.

Which means it has no place here. Sadly, this of course means I must find some sort of replacement instead. Trying to find something short (I'm thinking 10-13 episodes or so) is proving difficult, to say the least. With luck I'll have something figured out soon. Or I'll just have to start doubling up on Sailor Moon until this is resolved. Would that really be so bad though...?

Well nowhere close to as bad as doubling up on THIS shit every week. God I hate this show so much already and this is only episode three. Click on the thingus to see me bitch about boobies some more.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 02 - Friendship of Masks

I don't think that there is enough alcohol in the world to make Qwaser a good show.

I mean, seriously, the only way this show could actually be worthwhile would be if it were an actual porn anime. Then it would immediately become more enjoyable because if you are watching porn for the story you are clearly doing it wrong.

With that having been said, the fact that this is a story we are supposed to be taking seriously is at best a laughable prospect. Because this show is failing to be funny, dramatic, or arousing. And if that's all it really had going for it... I think we are in trouble here.

The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 01 - Quavering Night

Sometimes, you come across a show that is just instantly so horrendous, so incredibly foul, you have no choice but to attempt to inflict it upon other people.

The show in question is Seikon no Qwaser, or The Qwaser of Stigmata.

Now, see, there's a lot of reasons I chose to take on this show. Many of them involve the fact that for goddamn once I don't have to worry about pedophilia. Which is great. Because I'm getting sick and tired of having to bitch about the same thing over and over again.

The other reason is that, according to Wikipedia, breast feeding is an integral plot point of the show.

... and right there, ladies and gentlemen, you  have your answer as to why I am now watching this show for you. We'll see how many screencaps I'm actually able to extract (because from the looks of things, this shit is totally uncensored).