Pupa - A Disaster of Biblical Proportions

Where do we begin with this one? I mean, honestly, where could I even begin?

There are bad shows, and then there are shows that frankly never should have seen the light of day. And then, there are shows like Pupa.

I... I'm honestly at a loss here. I don't know where to even begin talking about this mess. But I promise I'll try.

This is Pupa.

Pupa Episode FINAL - Larva

It's finally time to bring this baby home after all this time. The train is coming back to the station, folks, and it won't be leaving again.

Which is my subtle way of calling this show a train wreck. Which is why it won't be leaving again.

This is the last episode of this completely abysmal show, so let's see just where it ends up eh?

Pupa Episode 10 - Pupation

So who is up to waste another three minutes of their life with this crap? We're two episodes away from the big finish, which I can only assume is going to build up to something so incredibly epic people will be talking about it for decades.

... pffffhahahahahaha yeah right. Like anyone is even still watching this putrid corpse decay by this point. Except me.

... what am I doing with my life...?

Pupa Episode 10 - Poison Curse

It's Saturday. This means it is time to watch that show which by its very definition should make you question humanity, but really just makes you wonder how it is possible to make something this bad.

Fortunately, this show is almost over. Soon, I will be able to render my final verdict upon this abhorrent blight on humanity, and forget it ever existed. Just like everyone else will.

I hope.

Pupa Episode 09 - Specimen

Oh look at this, me doing things relatively on time. Honestly the fact that I've been able to sit down and make as many of these things as I have been is probably kind of impressive, given the time it takes to do them.

Or maybe it's not I dunno. Whatever. Today I'm watching Pupa.

I cannot wait for this shit to finally be over so we can forget it ever happened in the first place.

Pupa Episode 08 - Caterpillar

Did you know that Pupa is still a thing which is airing?

My best guess for its existence is that they actually have nothing else they could possibly be airing for four minutes.

Literally anything would be better than Pupa. Anything.

But no. This is still happening. So let's just get this over with...

Pupa Episode 07 - Incubation

No. I didn't forget about Pupa. Unfortunately. I've simply been budgeting my time poorly once again.

Don't worry though. It's getting better.

My budgeting of time, not this show. What, you honestly think this show can ever redeem itself after having shit all over itself for the first half and then trying to show us how talented it is by smearing it all over the walls? Please.

I am in a particularly vile mood I think. I can safely blame Pupa for that. Let's get on with it...

Pupa Episode 06 - Encroach

You know, I could be wrong but I am pretty sure their target audience for Pupa is "those guys who are flipping through the channels waiting for their next show to come on" because it is just so goddamn short. Not only is it short, but it lacks any kind of real substance at all, because it is told in a story format that poorly fits the kind of story they are hoping to get across here.

Bah, whatever. Another three minutes of my life I'll never get back. Or in my case more like a half hour because this shit takes forever to type out. But hey, at least you'll get to laugh. Or shake your head in shame. Or reel back in horror.

I'm not gonna judge. How can I after half the shit I force myself to watch?

Pupa Episode 05 - Tadpole

Well it is clear that I am definitely feeling unwell as of late. Not quite vomit-inducing levels of unwell, but I fear this could change over the course of the next few days.

So of course we need to follow up all of this incredibly unwell-feeling with a dose of horrific anime you wouldn't feed your dog. Actually if you're feeding your dog anime to begin with, I think you have some issues. Not to say your dog doesn't for actually eating it, but you know. There's something wrong somewhere.

Is that a good enough Segue for Pupa? Hell, seems good enough for me...

Pupa Episode 04 - Squirm

Another week, another episode of a completely terrible show that never should have seen the light of day. Seriously, releasing it in this format is the most idiotic thing they could have done. You have to be able to tell a full story in a very short amount of time, and these guys? They fail at it. Particularly since a big portion of this genre requires that you have time to let the horror of things set in.

But hey, I'm sure they don't give a shit, so why should we?

Pupa Episode 03 - Tiger Beetle

*sigh*

So Pupa. What more do I really need to say? This is not the best way to start off your saturday. Yet I'm doing it anyways.

Let's just get this over with... it won't take long. I hope.

Pupa Episode 02 - Sting

I think it goes without saying that I utterly abhor this show. It does so many things wrong all in spectacular fashion, how can I not go on at length about it? Fortunately, it's also very short, which makes it the perfect candidate for a nice little bonus every week.

After all, who can resist just a tiny helping of extra horrible in their lives?

Oh, everyone except me? Glad we got that cleared up.

Remember, you've been warned, I have no idea what's coming up so if you're squeamish, seriously. Stay away, for the love of god.

Pupa Episode 01 - I Wish It Were All A Dream - Emergence

So remember that show I've been dreading?

It's a little gem called Pupa. It's about... well according to the very brief wiki entry on it, it's basically about the love between a brother and sister. And by 'love' we mean "he lets his sister eat his flesh after she turns into a horrible man-eating monster".

The manga is, uh, it's pretty bad. So I am going to warn you now: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT SHIT EVER. Not unless you are into Guro.

And nobody is into Guro.

If you don't know what Guro is? Keep it that way. Trust me. You'll thank me for saying that when you figure it out.

Final warning: While this episode is relatively 'tame', I'm going to be erring on the extremely safe side of things by tagging this as NSFW. When really I should be tagging it NSFL.

Yes. For LIFE.

... consider that a tag now.