Fortunately, this show is almost over. Soon, I will be able to render my final verdict upon this abhorrent blight on humanity, and forget it ever existed. Just like everyone else will.
I hope.
Once more we pick up where we left off, with a little girl walking around and bloody bits dropping on the ground and some soldiers coming across a horrible scene full of mutilated corpses. Which is totally okay to show on TV I guess. It really just amounts to a bunch of purple-colored smears on the floor though.
Title slide, cue little girl walking down a dark hallway looking creepy.
No, sorry. Flandre Scarlet did that better. |
Back at the soldiers, someone managed to survive and asks for help. Then says something about a monster and we hear a little girl... gasping down the hallway? Also, the colors just decide to puke the rainbow all over everything for a reason that I am sure was artistically directed.
DODGE. BURN. DODGE DODGE BURN. |
I'm sure that worked great for the last thirty Joes you sent. |
So now we see the brother pass out on the floor and a butterfly floats past and what looks like his mom kneels down and tells him to wake up already. But no longer in dreamland, he is staring down a hallway and this episode is over.
... yeah. Super dramatic, right?
I feel bad, actually. Because this was even shorter than the last episode. Despite filling the same amount of time. This show is really just that bad. I honestly don't have anything more that I can really say at this point that has not already been said, or that can't truly be declared as a definitive until after the final episode has aired.
But really, how desperate do you have to be to get something aired that you literally have to pussy out on the thing that is supposed to make your show stand out? Not to mention that it already looks like ass to begin with.
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