Saturday, December 20, 2014

The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 14 - The Melancholy of Tsujidou Miyuri

I think that I am beginning to get sick. Or am sick. Wow. Long work weeks aside, forcing myself to watch these shows may in fact be worse to my health than I had initially expected.

Let this serve as a warning to anyone that tries to watch these shows: They may actually make you sick. Today's case in point: Qwaser of Stigmata.

I'm not sure it's capable of being dumber than Daimidaler, but I'm pretty sure it's still pretty idiotic.

Friday, December 19, 2014

Kenzen Robo Daimidaler Episode 02 - Danger! The Stolen Sun

Well now that I am finished with working a 60-hour work week, I can get back to the important things in life. Like subjecting myself to torture.

Because really why else would anyone subject themselves to this garbage? Daimidaler is a shit f***ing show already. This much I know from the first episode. It hardly even makes sense in its own context.

Strap in folks, and have your ball-peen hammer ready for your testicles, because this is gonna hurt.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Sailor Moon S Episode 28 - Higher, Stronger! Cheers by Usagi

This is going to be a really rough week on me.

It's always hard getting back into the swing of things after being on vacation for nearly two weeks. It's even harder when that vacation is followed up by busting ass and working twice as much as usual.

Today's entry might be a little bit more curt than usual, but I'll try to make those words meaningful somehow. Probably by shouting with caps lock. We'll see.

Friday, December 12, 2014

The Qwaser of Stigmata Episode 13 - A Night at the Iron Spring

I was going to do something else. I swear I was.

But then I got this stupid idea in my head. Which is worse, Qwaser or Daimidaler?

I don't think I understood what I was doing when I sat down to do this.

God help me.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Kenzen Robo Daimidaler Episode 01 - Fondle! Daimidaler Goes Into Action!

Sometimes, just sometimes, you come across an image and immediately, instinctively know that this is gonna be bad.

Kenzen Robo Daimidaler - Daimidaler the Sound Robot if you're not some kind of weeaboo neckbeard - is such a show. Because the first image I saw of it involved giant enemy robots with giant, raging hard-ons.

Yeah, you read that right. So if you weren't convinced yet that this show is going to be absolutely, positively, unequivocally horrendous, then my friends, let me paste for you the entire synopsis for the show found on Wikipedia:

Kōichi Madanbashi is a high schooler who possesses Hi-ERo particles, which are used as an energy source for the robot Daimidaler. He obtains these particles by groping females, and uses them to power up the robot in order to fight penguin-shaped robots from the evil Penguin Empire.
And if you are somehow still convinced that there is a chance this show could possibly be regarded as one of the greats of our time, then friend I have a bridge for sale that you would be quite interested in.

Buckle up folks. This? This is going to be bad.

Monday, December 8, 2014

Sailor Moon S Episode 27 - Sunny Skies After a Storm! A Friendship Dedicated to Hotaru

Boy oh boy, here we are folks. Monday. Sailor Moon Day. Perhaps my favorite day of the week, more or less, in that I get to continue watching this show devolve into pure utter nonsensical bullshit as it tries very poorly to explain itself.

This show truly did have a huge amount of potential. Potential which was, sadly, thrown away by lack of vision. What separates this show from Pretty Cure? Besides a decade that is. The answer? A lot. A lot a lot. Pretty Cure had a lot going for it. Young protagonists who, despite being children, could clearly understand the world that they lived in, villains with clear goals and motivations, and, well, actually really awesome monster designs. They had themes which made sense and weren't just hackneyed together.

So here we return once again to what may be the beginning of the end of sorts. Perhaps later this week I'll sit around and slog through another one of the movies... or maybe one of the shorts. I haven't honestly decided what I'll do just yet.

But I'm sure it will be gloriously awful.

That having all been said, it's time to dive into today's episode. What do we have in store?

Friday, December 5, 2014

Dog Days Episode FINAL - Promise

It's finally over. Or rather, it will be over very soon.

The sense of relief that I feel, it truly feels as though a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders. That perhaps I may finally be able to rest soundly once again.

Of course I know that's completely a lie, but a fella can dream, can't he?

It's time for the final episode of Dog Days. A final episode that honestly should have come four episodes ago.

Hold me.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Free! Eternal Summer Episode FINAL - The Eternal Summer of Beginnings!

Finally, after so very long, we come to the end of Free!.

I imagine this may somehow NOT be the last we see of this series. But it may be the last that we see of this series here on this blog.

Then again, who knows? If there's one thing that should be blatantly obvious by the shows I've talked about here so far, it's that I am downright crazy.

Let's do this!

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Sailor Moon S Episode 26 - Shadow of Silence!? The Pale Glimmer of a Firefly

Today's post is late because I spent most of my first day of vacation sleeping.

I love sleeping. You know what I don't love so much? Not sleeping, which is pretty much all I did all weekend.

By the end of things, the not sleeping was really starting to take a toll on me. Fun fact: When I start truly getting tired, I begin to get very forgetful, or laugh at every little thing I say. Lately, I've developed a new quirk: I seem to talk in a dyslexic manner.

Yeah. It wasn't very pretty, and I'm glad its over with.

Speaking of getting things over with, it's time I got to today's episode of Sailor Moon. I'm looking forward to the rest of the week because I'm ending two shows! Two! It's like a Christmas miracle (but not really).