Sailor Moon S: Hearts In Ice - Giving Me The Cold Shoulder

Man. If only I'd decided to push this off until next week, it would have marked the 300th post.

Which is kind of the perfect time to be writing stupidly long things like this? Hour-long specials are, y'know, special after all.

Well, no matter. Christmas is coming early this year folks, because we're going to sit down and tackle this beast, the way God intended: in one, incredibly long and arduous sitting.

Strap in folks. Get you some popcorn and stuff, because this is gonna be a long one.

Dog Days' Episode 1 - A Hero Appears!

"BUT I MADE IT. I SURVIVED YOU AND NOTHING CAN EVER MAKE ME WATCH SEASON TWO." - Me, Dec 2014

 Five months is not long enough to recover from watching this steaming pile of hot buffalo ass. Five years probably isn't enough to wash it all away. But considering I needed something to fill the interim, and it's going to take me a long time to sit through the Sailor Moon movie for season 3...

Well, it was this or... one of those other shows I dropped. *shudders*

I'll take Dog Days' over any of that garbage.

... god why do I do this to myself?

Kenzen Robo Daimidaler Episode FINAL - Showdown! Sound Robots V.S. Daimidaler

Thank god, we are finally at the end of this yellow brick road. Except instead of yellow bricks, it's a lot more like a road made of gold-plated shit.

It's seriously almost impressive how much effort was put into making something so utterly bad. The gold-plated shit analogy is perfect of the lengths which the creators went to in order to put this thing together.

I like to think there's hope that they might some day make something worth watching. Unfortunately, Daimidaler just isn't it.

Time to dive into the final episode. The chances of it redeeming itself are pretty low, but maybe we can get a couple of laughs before it's all said and done.

Kenzen Robo Daimidaler Episode 11 - Distraction! The Emperor's Sexual Harassment

Yeah. We all knew this was coming. I've got to see how this turns out in the end. It's the kind of show where the only thing keeping you watching is the fact that you're literally right at the end, and you just need to know how far gone it gets.

I'm not watching it because it's good. At this point I'm watching it because it's so unbelievably shitty, I cannot tear my eyes away from its awfulness.

Fly up, buttons down people. We're doing this. We're making it happen. Daimidaler ends THIS WEEK. THIS I DECREE.

Sailor Moon S Episode FINAL - Self-Awareness as a Soldier! Strength Lies in the Pure Heart

Oh good god. We've finally arrived at the end of this line, only to discover that we have a six-hour layover before getting on another train to reach the next station so we can catch our bus to get to the airport so we can leave the country and finally be halfway to our destination.

... that's my way of saying there's still a lot of goddamn Sailor Moon left to cover.

Here goes nothing folks, it's time to dive into the last episode of Sailor Moon S. Does the S stand for super? Sub-par? Salacious? Definitely not that last one.

Kenzen Robo Daimidaler Episode 10 - Invoke! Joseph's Symbol

What's this, you might ask? A Monday with no Sailor Moon?

Fear not, fine fellows. This is just me attempting to catch up. You'll get your Sailor Fuku Fetish Fix later. But for now? Giant pervy robots.

Man I'm not looking forward to this at all.

Kenzen Robo Daimidaler Episode 09 - Warning! The Closed Gate

Oh Daimidaler. How much I didn't miss you at all. You're not the worst show out there by any stretch of the imagination, but my god are you just all around terrible. It would almost be admirable to revel in your absolute suckitude, if you had any sort of redeeming quality whatsoever.

Fortunately, we are nearing the end of this unimaginable suckfest. Yes, I just used two sucky-type words in as many sentences. No, I really don't give a shit about it.

Let's dive into this amazing turd festival.