Kenzen Robo Daimidaler Episode 06 - Arrival! Shouma and Kiriko!

I really, really do not want to be watching Daimidaler.

I think I've identified my problem with updating the blog on a regular basis. That problem? Daimidaler.

God I f***ing hate this show, which means the Internet should be amused by this, right?

Why didn't I go get myself some alcohol before I started writing this? I'm going to regret it I just know it...

We begin today's episode of Daimidaler with... a completely different show. With totally different characters.

Wait, who is this? Why is she being asked out? WHAT SHOW
ARE WE EVEN WATCHING?

Not a joke. This is an entirely different show now. We've suddenly wandered into some high school romance anime, complete with blowing winds and cherry blossoms. The to-be boyfriend tells us about the first time he saw her, and just how beautiful she was.

Describing the person you are watching works better when you
use actual descriptions, and not just vague assertions.

The intro credits roll as well, and seriously, this is some other show. Stuff in class happens, the girl says some stuff to the boy who invites her to study or something, and you can really feel a bond developing between them over the minute of screen time we've been given so far as time just passes and we learn that this boy has decided that this chick is the love of his life.

Which brings us back to the asking out on the rooftop bit, and then she brings the show right back home again for us.

Ah, there you are Daimidaler. I was wondering where you were.

So the girl freaks out, hugs the dude, and stops glowing as she realizes she practically mounted him. Then starts glowing again and stops the instant that she is in physical contact with the dude.

And.... and then....

W-what... the f**k...?

I. I'm sorry. I don't. What?

What is going on?

Turns out this is... an... advertisement. OH THANK GOD I WAS AFRAID IT WAS THE NEW INTRO. BULLET DODGED!

I just hope they don't keep throwing it at us the rest of the episode.

Oh son of a bitch.

Basically this damn thing is playing on every device imaginable. Some other shit happens that I don't quite understand, like a corner store getting rid of their porn mag section because it... isn't selling well? Then some empty shops or something?

I am so confused and I'm really not sure I want to know what's actually going on.

Turns out the Penguin Empire is winning or something and have nearly acquired all of the Hi-Ero particles. Also that old salon that used to be the front for Daimidaler is closed too. What a tragedy.

Now we're at a bowling alley or something where... the scientists are bowling with their tits hanging out.

Oh how very convenient.

They talk in ways no normal human ever would converse to fill in the audience on what happened after that explosion from last episode. They get blamed for the penguin attack, funding gets cut, and I guess they have no power or anything as a result yet they still hang around anyways? Also the Penguins are liked all over or something and the defense force decided to scrap their mark 3 version of Daimidaler that was being built.

... yeah I'm not sure why that would happen but fine.

Then that monk dude who is in charge happens to be looking at a file on his computer about Kiriko, who I can only surmise will become our new main character. Who is out for a walk with that dude from the start of the episode talking about how she has no idea why she glows when she gets all sexually aroused. And she'd really prefer if he didn't tell anyone because she doesn't want to seem weird to everyone else and get kicked out of school. Oh yeah, and she guesses she'll be his girlfriend.

Now they'r meeting up at some other time or something to see a movie. They're wearing totally different outfits so I can only guess this is some other day. But since she is constantly excited by being around him they have to keep in close physical contact with one another or else she gets glowy.

The movie they are watching involves zombies and romance.

Yeah. Both of those things. Guess they're seeing Shaun of the Dead? Whatever, she starts glowing again and he wraps an arm around her to stop it, and afterwards he talks about how she was basically staring at him the entire movie. Then a penguin shows up and kills himself after seeing Kiriko react.

That dude seems pretty dead.

Oh but he's not dead. And also he's not alone!

How many more times will this show make me utter the
words, "what in the hell?"

They're here to kidnap the girl, so bro had better step aside because he is ill-equipped or so the Penguins say.

They're really not being very subtle anymore, are they?

Dude has to protect his girlfriend though, so they decide to challenge him to a game.

*sigh*

But the boy thinks back to something his dad said when he was a little boy. Something about men having a 'secret weapon'.

Oh god no.

I don't like where this is going.

He asks Kiriko to please cover her ears and turn around. Presumably because he doesn't just want to whip his penis out in front of her or something.

..........

I can't even process how incredibly stupid the next minute and a half is. It's... even the Penguins can't believe this shit. So let's just skip to the part where the girl kisses her boyfriend and gets crazy excited and decides to beat the crap out of the penguins with "the power of love".

Then the penguins run off into the setting sun... because they can?

Oh yeah and that old dude is there to say "hey wanna save humanity or some shit?"

Yeah. He was just kinda sitting there watching the whole time.

Oh, and they know each other I guess too. He says she's 'wasting her time' with 'some boytoy'.

I honestly have no f***ing clue what's going on anymore.

Instead of actually explaining the situation, the guy comes off as sounding an awful lot like some dude who used to either make porn with this kid's girlfriend, or who used to pimp her out, by blurting out what her nipples look like.

Oh and that he used to be her boss or something. Yeah.

He tosses her a think or something, and dude walks off into the commercial break. We return to the penguins arriving back at the castle talking about how they failed to capture a girl, which makes Ritz kind of mad. So it's up to her to capture this girl.

Meanwhile, some dude is having trouble with the student counselor saying he should break up with that girl or they'll retract their recommendation to MIT.

That's... a bit extreme. But their reasoning is sound. Namely, that people are sick of them always being 'lovey dovey' and constantly holding hands and shit. Then she says something about a promotion and takes matters into her own hands by attempting to force him onto her.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Yeah this just got all kinds of weird.

Seconds later she is naked and all "feel me up and break up with that girl" and then the boy runs out because screw that.

Now he feels like he needs to apologize to Kiriko because he almost gave in to temptation or whatever. Also that he wants to say that he loves her I guess so he rusn into the locker room where she is basically naked, and accidentally sends him flying into the lockers with a supercharged punch.

Pretty sure the answer is going to be 'no'.

So he gets her even more excited and stuff and they start making out, and she wonders if this is really okay. Then they  get to class and the penguins are there with Ritz. She knows her orders were to bring the girl back but Ritz is kind of mad that the penguins ran all the way back to their castle or whatever, and is taking it personally because that's what the plot says she's supposed to be or whatever.

Then the couple start making out and, uh, nothing happens.

I wish that was my face while watching this entire show.

Ritz thinks its kind of weird that they get all excited over just a kiss and... decides to... teach them... a thing or two?

Why do I get this terrible feeling...

So. Ritz lets herself get molested by the penguin.

THIS IS SO NOT OKAY.

At this point, Ritz just starts jacking off the penguins.

.... I'm not kidding here.

She is giving the nearest one a handy.

That look of terror. I see it when I look in the mirror.

But since they're in a bind, the dude asks Kiriko to turn around, and then grabs her boobs to power her up. Which leads to her punching a Penguin through the wall, but then her boy gets picked up by a robot.

I'm not sure how it's possible for this show to get any more
ridiculous than it already is.

Ritz has decided that since Kiriko hit a Penguin, she will destroy her. But not just physically. Naw, she's going to molest her boyfriend too because why not?

This is a blatant lie.

After about a minute of running in circles and freaking out Kiriko decides its time to tell dude something super serious important after he declares his undying love for her and only her.

That thing? Well, she kinda had to grow up with this light thing her whole life right? And she found someone who could nullify it for her? And it turns out that dude liked her? Yeah so basically she wanted to use him so she could appear to be a relatively normal girl.

Oh yeah and also she really loves him or something and powers up to super saiyan five or something while declaring that she is totally obsessed with this dude.

My god how long is this going to go on?

Eventually, Ritz is like "uh, didn't you just say?" but at this point the girl is like "yeah well whatever I love him now and that's all that matters!" Which makes Ritz amused or whatever and prepares to give him the handjob of the gods.

Then Kiriko summons Daimidaler with that thing her old boss gave her. Which leads us into the old intro song and...

... and I kinda have to admit it's... sort of bad ass for once. Because it was used... properly.

In fact. They just start playing what is... the old intro with the credits rolling over it? Or is this the new intro? I'm not sure. Nope, it's the old one. Maybe with some new bits thrown in for good measure.

Fact remains though, they actually did it RIGHT this time around. And we've also met every character in the intro. They leave us with one new bit of course.

...huuuh.

And once again, I have to ask myself.

When did we get a new show?