I can't believe it's time for THIS shit again already. It feels like I just watched this a few days ago.
I guess this is what I get for trying so hard to get back on track. I forgot how much of a toll this actually takes on me. That's not a joke either - watching this shit for the most part drains the hell out of me.
I am beginning to suspect that I am truly a sad, lonely little man.
Well at least I have you to laugh at me... right?
..... right?
Give them points for consistency, at least they're pretending to try to salvage this flaming piece of shit. They open up today just like the other episodes, as if they were directly continuing, which is good. The new Daimidaler makes its somewhat epic appearance, our new heroine leaps up into the cockpit, and prepares to DO BATTLE.
I really can't be sure who you're talking about. |
Shit I meant to say cry of lewdness or something. |
No translation necessary. That's ACTUALLY what Ritz says. That's not a f***ing joke. What the actual f**k?!?! |
This might be the most badass thing to happen in this entire show. |
That just made more sense than this entire show and HOLY SHIT WHY HASN'T SOMEONE MADE A SHOW LIKE THAT YET. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET RIGHT ON THAT.
Anyways the show starts back up and the robot is still just floating in the air like it just don't care while everyone, including the entire room full of naked showering girls looks up in amazement.
Yes. An entire room of naked showering girls.
That's a thing. A thing that happens to be shown in this show. I'm sure it's an extremely important detail.
So all but one penguin abandon robot and Ritz is all "FIRE ZE MAIN CANNON AT ZE FULLEST OF BLASTS" so they hop right on top of that. Not that they can hit for whatever reason and then the robot comes down punches the crap out of the penguin robot and saves the boyfriend.
So after some dispute, Ritz is told to come back because this robot isn't meant for this kind of fight so they run away while Ritz declares she will have her revenge later in the episode.
Oh yeah and those showering girls watch as Kiriko climbs out of the machine and makes her next admission of guilt to her boyfriend.
"Well at least you're not a porn star like that dude sugge-" "Actually the porn is part of our 'training'." "Oh." |
I dunno that dude was a pretty good example of reasons WHY the world should have been destroyed. |
I dunno so far they're a million times more tolerable than that last douche you were just idolizing. |
... oh.
Also, that short one keeps wanting to f**k everyone for some reason.
Okay your weird fascination about getting people into bed is getting kind of weird. |
And thank god for that, he was a horrible excuse for a human being. |
I guess they're late or whatever and he's mad oh who gives a flying f**k. Nobody gives a shit. This scene is stupid filler. They don't even pretend that it isn't.
But then a robot shows up and it's commercial time hope you like naked girls. Also ROBOTS.
MORE ROBOTS. |
... annnnd there goes my brain. It's gone. |
Also they make a shitty joke about morning sickness again, because I guess they're avoiding Ritz getting sick from spinning around by not having her in the robot this time.
So now what are our heroes going to do? Well, get battered around a bit. Kiriko decides to go on the defensive for a bit until their boss tells them to get sickeningly in love and shit to power up the super special attack.
Talk about being forward. |
Amazing. I seem to have found the part of me that hated this show again. It was right there all along, inside my heart. |
This isn't a mistranslation. This is actually correct. |
... oh god kill me now please.
Nobody should ever have to see this. EVER. |
Just end it now please. For the sake of all that is holy just finish the goddamn robot off.
But they can't because Kiriko won't stabilize.... for some stupid reason.
This is so incredibly dumb I can't even. |
That doesn't make it any less painful to witness. |
Except it's not. It's really, really not. If you have to insinuate your show is "so bad it's good", your show is just bad. |
The final attack is oddly reminiscent of the Goldion Hammer in that their arm gets to be a much bigger arm and they charge up for the final punch attack. The Penguin robot launches itself at Daimidaler but it's really just leaping to its death. Jesus, they're even ripping off the GaoGaiGar final attack thing, and the sky explodes.
You are winner, so on and so forth, Daimidaler so amazing blah blah blah.
Then the couple hugs and they're all 'yay we won'.
Also leader dude is hopeful they can beat the Penguin Empire and also super mad at how annoying they are but really aren't all that annoying whatever go forth stupid robot and win.
Night time at the palace. Penguin Emperor is all "well we already won" and we see their other mech kind of glowing or whatever and the episode ends.
Sweet merciful god. I never should have thought that this show might ACTUALLY get better.
What in the hell was I even thinking.
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