Diabolik Lovers Episode 05 - Still Just As Shitty As Ever

I have to wonder how many people actually bothered to watch this show up to this point. I mean, they lost me within the first five minutes, so how could they have possibly managed to keep someone's attention long enough to make it to the fifth episode?

The main defense for folks justifying the watching of anime is that the stories told in the anime format is so much better than anything you could get here in the states.

My friends, I am here to tell you that I've watched better Soap Operas than this steaming pile of garbage. And we all know Soap Operas are only one step up from Reality TV and Jerry Springer.

Let's face it folks, they're really pretty much on the same level.

So is there any hope at all for this steaming hot mess that would make Jackie Chan freak out?

... pffft as if.

Pupa Episode 09 - Specimen

Oh look at this, me doing things relatively on time. Honestly the fact that I've been able to sit down and make as many of these things as I have been is probably kind of impressive, given the time it takes to do them.

Or maybe it's not I dunno. Whatever. Today I'm watching Pupa.

I cannot wait for this shit to finally be over so we can forget it ever happened in the first place.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 08 - Atomis of Two Faces (Part 1)

Part of me hoped that I had actually lost this show over the course of the last week. Then I could complain about how stupid I was, and say something about my lack of a proper filing system, laugh it off and then promise to continue the show but never actually continue it because I'd pick up a show far less horrible than this to take its place.

I think that's the part of me one might consider 'sane'.

It's a very small part, I assure you. So who wants to find out just how much worse this already atrocious show can be? I guess I do.

Sailor Moon R Episode 34 - Terrifying Illusion! Ami All Alone

I think I'm starting to get back into the groove finally.

While I'm not exactly dreading this upcoming episode, I'm already pretty sure I know what to expect out of it at this point. I mean, let's face it, after last episode's showing, things haven't exactly been top-tier quality around here.

I wonder what they're going to do today? Let's find out.

Diabolik Lovers Episode 4 - Neither Diabolik Nor Romantic

I put up with a lot of shit writing this blog.

I don't mean shit from the people who read this. No, the worst I've gotten from that is "WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THAT?!" Or maybe that time a certain friend was all "HEY YOU SHOULD WATCH KODOMO NO JIKAN I SWEAR IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH TEARS." OH SURE THAT WENT OVER SUPER SWELL THANKS FOR ASKING. DICK.

But I digress. Because my point is that, quite frankly, I go through a lot of truly terrible SHIT to bring you this minefield of comedy gold. Am I mixing metaphors there? Probably. Am I gonna care?

Nah, not really. Today we're going back to Diabolik Lovers.

Pupa Episode 08 - Caterpillar

Did you know that Pupa is still a thing which is airing?

My best guess for its existence is that they actually have nothing else they could possibly be airing for four minutes.

Literally anything would be better than Pupa. Anything.

But no. This is still happening. So let's just get this over with...

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 07 - The Pure White Maria

One of these weeks, I won't feel too sick to actually get my Friday episode out on time. Though one might be inclined to actually believe that this show is, in fact, making me physically ill. Therefore, one might think that it would be a good idea to not watch this show.

But alas, I am stupid, and will continue to watch this molten piece of vomitous ass anyways.

I want you to appreciate the fact that I am not playing the beta weekend for the Elder Scrolls online at the moment. I am instead watching this show instead. Despite the fact that the servers are only up for a few days.

The sacrifices I make for this blog...