Pupa Episode 10 - Pupation

So who is up to waste another three minutes of their life with this crap? We're two episodes away from the big finish, which I can only assume is going to build up to something so incredibly epic people will be talking about it for decades.

... pffffhahahahahaha yeah right. Like anyone is even still watching this putrid corpse decay by this point. Except me.

... what am I doing with my life...?

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 10 - Looking After the House for the First(?) Time

I like to think that this show makes me pre-emptively sick every time I have to sit down and watch it. It's the only explanation for why I seem to feel physically ill around the same time every week.

I'm actually kind of serious about that. I always feel like shit around this time of week for some reason. And the only real constant in it, besides being my days off, is that this freaking show is waiting for me.

Let's just do this thing, and get the breast suckling over with already so I can move on with my life.

Sailor Moon R Episode 36 - Journey to the Future! Battle in the Space-Time Corridor

Have I ever mentioned what a terrible and frightening place the Internet can be?

Seriously guys. Like, there are just quite frankly some things I was probably better off not knowing. Like that people actually search for KnJ doujins and shit.

Like, Sailor Moon bondage? Fine. I can get that. This show has pretty much set itself up for some pretty terrible things but OH MY GOD WHY DO THERE NEED TO EXIST DOUJINS ABOUT LITTLE KIDS.

WHY HAS THAT SHOW FOREVER RUINED ME OH GOD WHAT HAS THE INTERNET (AND BY EXTENSION SCIENCE) DONE?

Speaking of science, it's time to get back to our experiment where I watch Sailor Moon and question the sanity of everyone that ever watched it. Including myself.

But especially myself.

Diabolik Lovers Episode 06 - Love Hexagon?

So. There are six vampire 'brothers', right? And in many anime the 'love triangle' is a trope which is applied as judiciously as a grade-schooler applies glue to a thin sheet of paper.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, they over play that shit a lot.

So if there are six interested parties does that make it a love hexagon? Wait, no, that wouldn't be quite right. What's the number after hexa? Septi? A septigon? I don't think that even exists. Google says it is a "heptagon".

Right so I guess I should've saved this for episode seven. Oh well. Still better thought out than the writing on this atrocity.

Pupa Episode 10 - Poison Curse

It's Saturday. This means it is time to watch that show which by its very definition should make you question humanity, but really just makes you wonder how it is possible to make something this bad.

Fortunately, this show is almost over. Soon, I will be able to render my final verdict upon this abhorrent blight on humanity, and forget it ever existed. Just like everyone else will.

I hope.

The Qwasar of Stigmata Episode 09 - Atomis of Two Faces (Part 2)

I am not drunk enough to be watching this show.

Of course, I'm also not drinking at all. Lord knows that would make this all that much more painful. But I get the distinct feeling that even if I did have alcohol in front of me, it wouldn't be enough.

It would never be enough.

Sailor Moon R Episode 35 - Dark Gate Completed? A Grade School in Danger

With every passing episode, I realize I come closer and closer to my goal. I get nearly ecstatic. Until I realize that even with only ten episodes left, that's almost another three months I have to put up with Sailor Moon R.

And that makes me weep bitter tears of agony.

For the thirty-four episodes I have watched thus far, there have been two, maybe three which truly stood out above the rest and were by all rights really freaking awesome. But the rest were just complete crap, not worth wasting the time.

And yet, here I find myself, wishing for the days when Ali and En were the most dangerous things wandering around the city. Or when Beryl was still alive and kicking.

Because at least they were kind of competent.