But y'know, I have to wonder if there's a fine line that should be drawn. A point where, perhaps, I should just stop saying things. Because they become repetitive. Or because there is simply a threshold that, once crossed, becomes a point of no return.
Then I realize that this show will somehow continue to just get worse and worse, and a small part of me will forever wonder: How bad, exactly, does Dog Days really get?
As much as I hate this show and do not want to continue it even under pain of thumb screws, my morbid curiosity drives me onward.
Let us go once more into the darkness. Let us dine in hell.
Oh good another recap of the last episode, complete with bathing suit boobs and naked girls on top of boys in swim trunks in the river. Roll intro.
Being that we are now five episodes into this, I have to wonder if perhaps the entire show is going to be nothing but a summer vacation. I think that might somehow improve the show, but on the other hand, I can't say for certain that's actually the case, since the core message here is still pretty goddamned terrifying.
Boats! |
Boats, still images of city stuff, the castle, and girls polishing rods and writing notes.
The innuendo really does just write itself. |
Nanami and company hears that some dudes are doing things south of here, and that everyone is talking about this stuff. So they go to Leo and talk about it, and they decide that, y'know, since nobody is dying, it's not such a big deal? But Gaul is all 'eff that let's go bust some shit up!' Though, Violet (their aide) is against the prince and princess going because yanno THAT IS JUST KIND OF A HEAVY-HANDED RESPONSE.
So instead sending YOUR COUNTRY'S HERO AND TWO OF YOUR ELITE GUARDS oughta suffice, right?
Oh yeah and also that pink-haired bitch is coming for dinner and CAN'T MISS THAT.
Gaul doesn't want to let those three off by themselves though, so Violet decides she'll take the case!
Is everyone in this show slowly coming down with crazyeye syndrome? |
Then this happens and we immediately move on without even a single thing said. Half a second is enough. |
See those noses on the right? Sweet jesus! |
This show is nothing but pandering now. My god. |
Brilliant detective work there. |
Cut to 'can't let you be bait' Violet tells Nanami. Because you're the hero of our country and in no way capable of besting a mere highway robber on your own.
Blah blah we have to do something can't just do nothing so on and so forth and seriously we can just rip the town apart if we wanted to.
So of course she gives in because she is weak-willed, and Nanami decides to show her appreciation the only way she knows how.
And just like that, the show got a million times creepier. |
And the other two just looking at one another and smiling and probably thinking about fingerbanging one another. I mean sweet Christmas.
Their expressions clearly state "I'm very okay with this." |
So very Kenshin it almost hurts. |
Dog Days, flipping the bird to science since episode 1. |
Then some guards decide they're gonna call it a night when they see a glowing kid.
How can you not tell this is a possessed child?! SHE HAS A GLOWING F***ING AURA. |
Which immediately prompts two other people to jump him because clearly he's a villain and must be stopped for making some pretty shrewd comments. They try to explode him but he's like 'uh what the heck' and all blocks things, and he winds up slicing Nanami's hat, which she probably liked, and he puts his sword away and is all 'yo wait hold up I just wanna talk'.
But she whips out her magic stick and is all "YOU IS CRIMINAL" and he's like "the f***ing hell is this bullshit?!"
The look of someone going 'okay seriously I didn't even really attack you before you flipped the f**k out!' |
Oh wait no they haven't because NOBODY EVER DIES. |
The cutest assassin ever. |
DUN DUN DUUUUN. |
We return and Nanami runs through town and sees other dude running towards her and he's like "KEEP RUNNING!"
And then Nanami was all "FFFFFFFF-" |
This is actually kind of cool, but again. Nobody ever dies. So really they're just being ruthlessly efficient. |
Y'know, because he's polite like that. |
Then another bunny falls and dude seals another one away, and then those three girls come out to chase him down yet again, and apologize.
"Hi, I'm like famous and stuff so you should listen to me." |
So this is a great time to tell them what they're up against.
*facepalm* |
Monsters down yay. Oh but there's still more runtime left, and something loud rumbling in the distance. What could it be, you ask?
Everyone goes chasing after it, with Violet in the lead, as it tries to escape the town because y'know. Reasons. Violet sees some people at the gate, where the monster is going, and she yells at them to get out of the way, but instead they turn on some floodlights.
Yes, floodlights have somehow managed to make their way here. |
I JUST WANT TO LOOK FAAAAABULOUS! |
Gee I never saw this one coming at all. /sarcasm |
Admittedly, it's stylish as f**k. It flies into the sky, explodes, and is defeated or whatever, and the princesses get to look badass.
One could argue that this is true, since Cinque is no longer the main character at this point. |
A very big lady-boner. |
His name is Isuka and I guess he's a big deal or whatever. Who is this guy?
No one special, just HER brother. |
Can you feel the love she shares for her brother? Me either. |
So we see them looking at things and eating food and Nanami asks about what happens to the monsters. They get released in the mountains because they're basically animals and you can't really kill anything near the towns anyways because bullshit magic so they just dump them out in the wild and hope for the best because THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING AND SHIT.
Even though it really doesn't solve many of those things whatsoever.
Oh and good news everyone got their clothes back yay. Nanami couldn't be hero, but stuff was beaten to a pulp, and everyone was happy. But still not the end, as we cut away to the OTHER hero and her insane princess who is up all night writing plans for some kind of welcoming party.
When the leader of your nation is literally writing her plans in crayon, you should REALLY reconsider your leadership. |
My thoughts? On the one hand, I'm kind of relieved they're at least trying to stick to the kid-friendly formula here. It works MUCH better for this show when they aren't trying to shove the whole OH BUT THERE IS SECRETLY SOMETHING DEEP AND DARK AND EEEEVIL GOING ON down our gullets. And frankly, while there's no actual plot as of such, that's actually a benefit for this show, because if it were TRYING to have a plot it would be FAILING MISERABLY at this point. Which means it may have finally found its groove, being simply a show that you watch not because it's amazing or anything, but because it's doofy and makes you laugh at how absurd it is.
This is what Dog Days SHOULD have been originally, and it failed so miserably.
Now if they could just tone back all the blatant sexism and make the show slightly more kid-friendly to match its town, I could maybe stop railing on this show so hard.
And by more kid-friendly I mean STOP TRYING TO THROW FAP-BAIT AT US. SERIOUSLY. IT IS ANNOYING.
Still... it's a step up from last season. I've gotta give it that.
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