But what do I know? I'm just a disembodied voice shouting at the Internet.
Strap in yo butts, it's time to get this over with.
Daytime at a palace. Becky wakes up with the crazy squirrel who doesn't want to wake up, but then they remember its the last day of the festival thing and there's gonna be one hell of a party.
ROLL INTRO. ALSO PREPARE FOR THIS EPISODE TO BE DRAMATICALLY BORING. This is my prediction and I am sticking to it.
After the intro we get to see Cinque and friends playing with a boomerang, and some birds flying a platform around. I guess Becky is giving some folks a ride with her new pal, the nutty princess.
We'll probably see Gaul transform today. Probably. |
So Milhi is on stage with the trio of terror, and they... introduce their new 'hero'.
I can't explain why but I am suddenly repulsed by this. |
I am seriously disturbed by this. It's gotta be the colors. Like, the outfits were tailored for the individual, so seeing them on someone else just doesn't feel right at all. |
Yuki seems to already know what is up. |
It immediately does. |
I keep telling you she is insane. Seriously. Cou is f***ing batshit. |
"Aw yeah, bitchin' coat." |
Even Eclaire seems disappointed her heartthrob won't be toting a miniskirt today for some reason. |
Y'know. Reasons. |
Wow. Somehow this episode is shaping up to be even MORE boring than I had anticipated. |
Of course, she's here to get something for Milhi's ceremony to do the return thing, and she has some questions to ask them. Also, there's a gem they're here to retrieve. But taking it sets off a trap and sends them down to the lower floors.
It's not like you'd have actually died or anything. Or did you somehow forget about that feature of your world yet again? |
Cue Noir telling them to be careful and immediately getting all of them stuck in a rope trap.
I am amazed at their restraint in not flashing panties this time. |
Now we're over at Becky riding a boat with Leo and Gaul, and feeling unsettled. Like something just isn't quite right for some reason.
I can't explain why, but I love these expressions so much. |
Meanwhile, everyone else realizes that some of them are missing, and they tell Adel about some people maybe getting lost in that treasure vault.
Oh look, it's all his fault again. This seems to be a theme. |
Anyways this is the perfect time to talk about the return ritual thing.
Yes well that was before they figured out how to break the ritual to avoid all of the worst-case scenario stuff. |
Cou takes this time to talk about how she's worried anyways, what with how Becky lives in some other world devoid of the level of insanity they live with on a daily basis. I mean, who would WANT to come back to this place?
She then proceeds to basically talk to herself and console herself while the others just politely stand there. They finally say it's cool to be a little sad, but they really need to get teh hell out of here, so they should probably get out soon so she can spend as much time with Becky as possible.
But first they need to set off yet another trap. The exit seals itself off, and up above, the entire ceiling starts coming down on top of them.
Squirrel princess decides to try doing something, but the drill ceiling made of stone stops itself, much to her surprise. Turns out, Adel wound up accessing the admin panel up on the first floor and is like 'lol found 'em'.
Also it is now up to Cinque and Rebecca to save them before the trap reactivates. Oh but not before the Demon King gives Becky a purple gem.
This is going exactly where you think it is. |
*sigh* Let's move along then. Time to save the day, look boobtacular, and be heroes. Adel does a teleport spell thing, and those three down below keep trying to escape. Oh no, the trap is moving and things look bad. Whatever will happen.
Oh right, those two show up to save the day. But Becky is like 'yo let me do the thing' and he's like 'cool' so Becky does the thing, and transforms.
... or it could just turn her broom into a cannon. That's cool too. |
Oh and suddenly Cinque realizes Becky looks kind of growed up. Guess that happens when you go Super Saiyan.
Is she a jukebox hero, with stars in her eyes? |
Seriously. They are just not even subtle about their adoration for Cinque at this point. He's like George f***ing Clooney. |
Meanwhile, another princess is told she's on in five, and also they are on a magical cruise liner that seems out of place what with the technological level of this society, but what the hell do I know anymore?
How did they manage to get a luxury cruise liner in this world you ask? F**k it, a wizard did it that's how. |
At least the rave lights are all the same color for once, so it's not quite AS seizure inducing.
Did you want to watch a shitty Macross ripoff featuring shameless sexual pandering of what appears to be a minor royal figure? Minor as in underaged mind you.
You're in luck then, because someone just hit puberty and decided to start showing off skin because that sells. |
There's fireworks and flying birds and happy people, whatever. I don't care because it's not Macross and it really sucks in comparison to that. Because it's f***ing MACROSS you just can't outdo that shit.
People cheer or whatever, the song lasts for f***ing ever, and you just hope that it f***ing ends already so you can immediately forget this ever even happened.
Oh yeah, and roll credits because that's the entire episode.
So aren't you glad you spent your time watching this? Once again, an entire episode where not a god damned thing occurred.
I'm really having a hard time deciding which series was better. For all the things I hate about this show, it's got things I actually do like, but they're just buried in a mess of them just not knowing how to f***ing use what they have to make an actually cool story out of it.
My anger for this show mostly stems from me KNOWING these guys can make a good f***ing show, and here they just keep NOT doing that.
What a f***ing waste of time Dog Days has been. At least there's only one more episode for me to put up with. Then I can just try to forget about it and NOT watch the third season because I just cannot put up with that bullshit right now. I need a break from this shit. I need a new show.
One more episode. God I can't wait. Anything has to be better than this.
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